We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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