Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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