chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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