I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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