Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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