how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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