I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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