like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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