hell yes lets make some ravioli
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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