i would punch a child for taco bell
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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