whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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