Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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