So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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