I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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