well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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