I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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