I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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