you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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