If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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