we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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