I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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