somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I had to cum in my sink.
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