let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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