People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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