Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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