Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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