dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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