I could have mohawked her pubes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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