Whoa Z and x make the same sound
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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