I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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