WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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