wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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