drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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