the day after is always just damage control
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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