Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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