Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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