They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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