...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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