I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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