In the future we'll all be gay
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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