i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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