Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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