What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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