My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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