He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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