we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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