Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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