Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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