i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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