Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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