bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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