Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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