Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
