He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
how does that bad decision feel?
How naked do you want me to be?
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