i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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