who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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