her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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